What did you do on Vesak day? Me? I Tried to make a Brownie...
STEP1: Hire Someone who has NO GOD DAME CLUE on how to make a Brownie.... yes this is my friend Madeni ...hahahaa check out the hair do hee hee....STEP2: Pretend to understand the instructions and ingredients....Cooking Oil is NOT Vegetable oil. hahhaaa.... STEP3:pour the dry ingridents into a bowl big enough more mess.. STEP4: Add two eggs...we added 3 gagagaga
STEP5: Stir welll....(HINT, get a friend to help if arms gets too weak....get those who stand around...like hilmi...hahaha) Yup theres Hilmi...looking "helpful" as always...
And of course i need to look like i was helping right...hahhahaa Actually i was ok.... STEP6: check if it is smooth as a babies bottom... hahahaaa Our cooker....no oven...Microwave oven will have to do....
The poor chicks that gave up their lives for our experiment...i mean dessert. hahahahaa RIPlittle ones STEP7: Pour the SMOOTH mixture into a well GREASED pan. pour from the centre so that the batter spreads evenly. STEP8: Pray that is will look like the one on the Box
STEP9:place into the oven and follow instructions on the back of the Box...does not always work. (me speaking from recent experiences.) The result after 5 min. DISASTER!!!!!! the oven too HOT.. hee hee
Plan B: small pan, less heat more praying....
YEAH potential success....Yup looks good right... NOPE!!! It was hard as ROCK!!!! Arghh......STEP 10: get a friend to try it...and pretend to like it.... ahhahaa.....
Well thats all folks.... And this is How to Cook Brownie THE WRONG WAY!!!!
Helpful Hints:
Get someone who knows how to COOK IT first!!!!
Prepare ingredients well in advance. hahahahha
Happy Cooking.....Thanks Madeni for your efforts...had fun!!!!!
